Mumpkin

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.

Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!

by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016

Mumple

A mole pimple

I've got a big mumple on my back

by Kapleo August 28, 2017

mumps

a disease that ridley high school carries around, very deadly to social society

bella: i’ve got the mumps
ava: that’s what you get for hanging out with ridley kids

by aaroy October 22, 2019

Mumpap

A mother papperazzi. You can’t escape her. She needs that photo

Holy shit check out the Mumpap at the barbecue, she’s chasing that toddler down

by corndog86 May 9, 2020

Mumpkin

When a pregnant woman's water breaks and her significant other goes down on her.

Her water broke when they were about to make love, so he said "fuck it" and gave her a mumpkin.

by YinzerMyke September 14, 2020

mumpkey

Your great grand parents bitch

We came from mumpkeys

by 69+420=a good time May 24, 2021

moumphing

Moumphing is an addiction to smelling your own farts

Don’t mind me guys just moumphing in the back of the classroom

by Rollagod October 11, 2021