Urban Dictionary: Definitions by corndog86

Mumpap

A mother papperazzi. You can’t escape her. She needs that photo

Holy shit check out the Mumpap at the barbecue, she’s chasing that toddler down

Mumpap by corndog86 May 9, 2020

When you take your beer into the toilet when you're having a crap and continue to drink it whilst emptying your bowels. 'Winnie the Poo Beer'

Hold my beer mate I need a shit... ahhh fuck it don't worry i'lll go for a Winnie.

A Winnie by corndog86 April 20, 2016

A person who is terrified to open their monthly mobile phone bill from vodafone, usually because of a fear of excess charges from trips abroad.

"Man, that Faye is such a vodafobe." "Yeah but dude she's been in europe for like two months, thats a lot of data roaming right there"

Vodafobe by corndog86 August 30, 2013