3 definitions by corndog86

Mumpap

A mother papperazzi. You can’t escape her. She needs that photo

Holy shit check out the Mumpap at the barbecue, she’s chasing that toddler down

by corndog86 May 9, 2020

A person who is terrified to open their monthly mobile phone bill from vodafone, usually because of a fear of excess charges from trips abroad.

"Man, that Faye is such a vodafobe." "Yeah but dude she's been in europe for like two months, thats a lot of data roaming right there"

by corndog86 July 22, 2013

When you take your beer into the toilet when you're having a crap and continue to drink it whilst emptying your bowels. 'Winnie the Poo Beer'

Hold my beer mate I need a shit... ahhh fuck it don't worry i'lll go for a Winnie.

by corndog86 January 9, 2016