Midnight

Usually when you realize how long you've been procrastinating

Holy shit, It's midnight and I've been on Facebook and Urban Dictionary instead of doing my Research Paper!

by 40 percent in english March 8, 2010

flying to the sun at midnight

Phrase meaning that someone is undertaking a ridiculous task with no possibility of success. To try to do something that is beyond common sense.

Mark invested all of his money in Enron stocks, after it had collapsed. He was flying to the sun at midnight.

by Cicero January 25, 2005

Tacos at midnight

The act of straddling your partner's face, wrapping your scrotum completely around their nose to prevent nasal breathing and farting into their open mouth.

Everything was going great with this girl until I tried tacos at midnight on her. I didn't think it would be a wet one.

by tsotg December 30, 2014

The Midnight Beast

The Midnight Beast are a band from Britain that sing parodies of songs (most famously Ke$ha's TiK ToK) and also sing their own songs. They have a massive fan base on YouTube and Twitter. The members are Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely & Ashley Horne.

Person 1: I love The Midnight Beast!
Person 2: Me too! I love their video Ninjas!

by elinorbear March 21, 2010

midnight hotdog

When you wrap your dick in a hot dog bun and tell your girlfriend you have a midnight snack for her. Must be performed around midnight.

Bitch was complaining she needed a snack. I gave her a midnight hotdog.

by BigGayAlec April 13, 2014

Riding the Midnight Train to Slab City

Used to delicately explain that someone has died.

"Hey, man, sorry to hear your mom is riding the midnight train to slab city."

by jhahs44 October 20, 2008

midnight mass

For all the bad Catholics out there who only go to mass on midnight Christmas Day because they skipped every Sunday mass prior. The church is usually packed out to capacity.

"When was the last time you went to church"
"It doesn't matter. I'll make it up by going to midnight mass"

by KyleReese April 9, 2009