muff butter

When one is eating out a woman, and as she cums, she releases a massive load of slimy sour white cream upon your tongue. Very thick, unlike normal vagina juice.

Paul was enjoying a nice feast when Corrine released a load of muff butter upon his tongue.
He then vomited.

by Tarnation September 26, 2006

muff marinara

Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.

That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!

by Honorarius April 26, 2006

Muff muncher

Commonly known as a lesbian, who eats muff.

''Mom, Dad, Im a muff muncher.''
''A what?''
''A lesbian''
''Oh....ok.''

by Jenny & Miranda & Holly & Lauren January 3, 2007

muffdive

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.

I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."

by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006

muffdiving

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.

"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."

by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006

Chuffed to the muff

To be extremely pleased with oneself

Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.

by Dagitator November 14, 2011

Muff pad

Another name for Strip Joint.

I checked out the muff pad last night, and the ladies were all over the place.

by badgrammir February 6, 2009