shart-o-meter

A device analog or digital that measures the power & stench of a shart, also keeps track of the intensity of itch around perianal area later

Bob: They installed a shart-o-meter in our office
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 23, 2020

Take this DIO! 20-meter radius emerald splash!

Kakyoin's ultimate attack against DIO (Part 3).

Kakyoin: Take this DIO! 20-meter radius emerald splash!
DIO: The World's true power is, indeed, the power to reign over this world!
Kakyoin: Bring it on, DIO!
DIO: ZA WARUDO!

by Roblosdi September 5, 2021

weirdo-meter

a conceptual meter used to judge the weirdness of an individual. If the individual is extremely weird, the weirdo-meter will be high. Conversely, if a person exhibits minute amounts of weirdness, the meter will have a low reading

So he just came up to you and started talking about the amount of force it would take to break two toothpicks glued together with rubber cement? That guages pretty high on the weirdo-meter

by Bungalow Bill December 5, 2001

off the meter

Very good, awesome, great.

That party was off the meter.

That girls ass is off the meter.

by resk March 1, 2005

fucked-up-o-meter

a personal scale used for measuring how wrong, horrible, twisted (essentially fucked up) a situation is.

Picking cum out of my ear in front of my class today is a 7 out of 10 on my fucked-up-o-meter.

by hahahaNSF September 1, 2009

Awesome Meter

An "Awesome Meter" is a loose term used to describe whether or not a noun (person, place, or thing) is considered "awesome" or not. The Awesome Meter cannot be lied too; for the Awesome Meter knows all awesome-ness and sees all awesome-ness. Keep in mind that when using the word "awesome," you are comparing something to be so impressive, so jaw dropping, so amazing that the only word to describe it is... awesome! Something that lacks an "awesome" quality is obviously very low on the Awesome Meter. Something that is exceeding of an "awesome" quality is there by very high on the Awesome Meter. Such is the incredible power that the Awesome Meter harnesses.

"I would say that guy's Jonas' Brother's t-shirt is very low on the Awesome Meter."
"Holy crap! That movie had to be at least a 9/10 on the awesome meter!"

by Crux1989 November 4, 2008

One meter peter

A guy with a one meter penis.

"I only date guys with one meter peter."

by Succ for lucc October 27, 2016