Timothy Mertens

A man who is in love with fefe. Who black faces masks

Timothy mertens loves fortnite!

by Bigbootymaster January 7, 2022

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Mertenize

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.

"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!

by .DotK March 6, 2008

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mert • mertcan • Merton • Merthur • mertha • Mertle • Mertali • Mertan • merth • merthan

alice merton

Really good singer. Nice eyes . A future star with a big future. Her song is called no roots

Alice Merton has a future

by Alice Merton fan club February 19, 2018

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the traditional and historical home of Wimbledon FC, but an idiot named Charles Koppel did not appreciate this so he got the spineless monkeys of the FA to appoint a 3 man commission to sanction the move of the club to Milton Keynes.

of course, the fans did not like the fact that their club deserted them so they formed AFC Wimbledon.

by AFCW April 26, 2004

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mertz

1. a word which can be used in any form (noun, verb, adj. etc.) to describe anything negative.

2. Shit, Filth, dirty: can be used interchangably with any negative word, most commonly replaces shit.

3. PILE O' MERTZ: Pile of shit, mertz of shit, mertz of mertz

use interchangebly with SMERTZ

Fuck, i just stepped in a pile o' mertz!

I gotta go take a huge mertz.

I drank way too much last night and just smertzed all over the place.

by pile'o'smertz July 20, 2008

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Mertek

Stupid; Pornographer; Gay; Not-Human; Pornographer; Dumb.

Eww your dick is as small as Mertek's!

Who just grabbed my ass... Mertek i told you i'm a guy damnit!

Mertek: i love hotmail.com always giving me good porn
Crashed: Mertek.. thats hotmale.com... not hotmail.com.

by Crashed December 31, 2003

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