Nut-Megging

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.

Hey babe can I try Nut-Megging with you sometime?

Nut-Megging by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

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Lucia Melgen

The most amazing and perfect person you will ever come across in your life , she makes you feel like you’re in the presence of an absolute goddess, the sexiest and most magical person alive . If you ever meet her you should be honored to even have the chance to breathe the same air as her . Shes the girl songs talks about , shes the girl books describe , shes everyones dream and inspiration. The one and only “Lucia Melgen” , sculpted by the greek gods , with only one stare , you will feel like the luckiest person alive . She’s an icon , she’s a legend and she is the moment .

Omg Lucia Melgen waved at me yesterday !

Lucia Melgen by Urmommers November 22, 2021

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fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom

"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"

fuck-mergency by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022

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Hair-Mergency

Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.

I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP.

Hair-Mergency by Reneofny October 23, 2024

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Me-Mergency

Me-Mergency is when your trying to masterbate one last time,"quickly" before doing anything thats on an actual schedule, and it seems like everything is against you at the time.But you have no problem,causing your schedule to be screwed up,but it usually affects those around you.Its not a term that you'd use when explaining why your late,you have to come up w.some petty excuse. But it's easy to justify it when said to oneself.Jokingly.

Oh,Im really sorry i couldn't help find your cat lastnite, it was so windy I barely made it to my car"Thinking to myself,Not sorry I was enjoying a sweet"Me-mergency" which takes precedence over just about anything.

Me-Mergency by Peteandbird January 14, 2026

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