McJoint

a little homie/younger friend ; normally used in a sentence as a put down

Big Homie: "You smoked the last cigarette?" Little Homie: "Yeah" Big Homie: "Thats exactly why you a mcjoint"

by Jersey Boss January 14, 2008

mcjones

Mcjones is used after a word to incorporate a more dramatic meaning.

Bob:"Hey did you get those TPS reports?"
Bill:"I had no time, I was busy mcjones all week!"

Stoner1:"This bud is seriously dank mcjones!"
Stoner2:"ZOMG! I almost jizzed mcjones everywhere when I smelled it!"

by buttsecks.mcjonesifson February 10, 2008

mcjournal

a deep fried journal usually spiced with rat feces, rat poison, urine, and bile. Served at mcdonalds for $2.99 and is eaten hot

mcjournals suck

by PlayDohMan May 13, 2004

Member McJones

a man of supreme sexual nature. A very urbane fucker that gets laid alot, without getting STDs or getting girls pregnant. A sex god in human form no less.

Dude, how awesome would it be to be a Member McJones?

by membermcjonesAWWWYEEAA December 22, 2010

Lewis manley mcjones

A fat gypsy cunt with no friends

Mary: hi Lewis manley mcjones

by Get a nazi mug for manleyr October 24, 2020

McRobbie

A Scottish term for a hand job. Arising around Ardersier, to the north-east of Inverness.

"That lassie gave me an amazing McRobbie last night"

by ChazzyA June 22, 2015

McGobeth

The coolest two boys on Earth

'Here come the McGobeth boys. They are so cool! I love them so much! They are just so decent! They are the coolest anti-bampot boys in Glasgow!

by Dom and Mike February 17, 2004