Check out mandems MPG

To take anyone's mind off a bad situation with a cars bad fuel economy

Anton:
She's left me after 15 years

Jack:
Don't worry, check out mandems MPG.

Anton:
Fuuuuuck, I thought my problems were bad.

by Mandem M October 3, 2023

Mandem

Not an English/ British term, more of a mongol slang for a mate.

Bled, check out mandem they is rizzin dat bare pissy right dere.

Alternative:

Hello Timothy, do you see that fellow over there by the park bench? He seems to be chatting up my sister in law Barbara.

by Man sized Jack May 26, 2024

Mandem in tandem

The act of men (mandem) performing a cheeky bum bum from behind (in tandem).

Howard and Ross love to go mandem in tandem while cottaging.

by thos_Beans August 10, 2023

Mandem

A group of friends or a friend. The people in this group are Roadmen.

Gonna get a cheeky Nandos with the Mandem.

by Mark1Moo July 21, 2018

mandem

most beautiful, awesome mum ever

you are such a mandem

by knowlzyyyyyyy May 5, 2022

mandem

your boys or your group .

normally used in london.

yo, all the mandem have gone

by yo1892 September 25, 2022

mandem

jasmine’s surprise gaff for ciara

mandem.

by jkoilsbdj February 7, 2021