Messy Maloney

A sex act where a male urinates inside the anal cavity of a female, proceeds to have anal sex while the female's bowels are filled with urine, eventually ejaculates inside the anal cavity, and upon the man's completion the female farts the messy contents of her rectum onto the man's penis. It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation.

"Your mom is hot, dude. I would totally pull a Messy Maloney with her."
"For my birthday, will you give me a Messy Maloney?"
"I gotta' piss like a mutherfucker'. Lemme see dat' ass and let's make a Messy Maloney up in here, ya dig?"

by ThatJohnnyMo January 4, 2016

Liam Maloney

a slang word used to describe a supporter of the Conservative Party (Tory)

Look at him over there, He must be a Liam Maloney

by Roddaz III May 27, 2018

DIRTY Malone

A DIRTY Malone is when you pick dirty holes of your partner, lick under your fingernails and then shove it up your butt.

Honey, if you don't start doing the laundry more often I will stop going you DIRTY Malones.

by Haribokart October 14, 2019

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, now 25 and living in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) August 26th (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and he is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.

Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (For me)

by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020

Maloley

A type of guy that looks completely badass but has is really sensitive on the inside.

Sarah: Hey look at that guy over by that

Lauren: The one wearing a baseball hat?
Sarah: No the one with the tatoos and earrings.
Lauren: Oh that guy is such a maloley!!

by speller1234 March 9, 2015

Post Malone

1. The only person in the world, who rides a horse in a music video with a 11th century armour and blue crocs.
2. The only person in the world, who squats on his own crashed Rolls-Royce and takes a badass picture to post it on Instagram.
3. A badass but very humble musician.

A: Did you hear about that singer, who sang the song "rockstar"? Post Malone is his name
B: I created a religion after this person.

by The Real Toast Malone August 10, 2020

manorexic

a male anorexic, a man who starves himself because of poor self esteem, or skewed self image

max starved himself for so long, it became obvious he was a manorexic.

by kit rottenchild August 11, 2006