Mafoogling

A. someone who tells random/awkward stories at the most random times

B. A person who is very spontaneous and cannot contain what they want to express

A. <Sara and Julie are talking about stores>
Julie: the sky is so blue right now...
Sarah:WHAT
Julie: I just thought of it...
Sarah: You are such a mafoogling

B.the girl was acting like a mafoogling when she started telling everyone stories from when she was 2 years old

C. Hadas: "Today, i had a nose-bleed (i have a cold so im blowing my nose a lot) and i used a tampon to stop it...IT DIDNT WORK...GRRRRRRRR
............how would you react if someone told you that in persom??"

Mandy: "well if it was u i'd just be like...normal hadas"

by LayDas August 12, 2009

major johnson

A saucy grandad with a 12 inch schlongg, loves a cheeky saville inspired bum in the shower. Likes to drive minibuses with 20 kids in the back.
"How longs the journey sir?"

"12 inches"

Lectures on windage may result in a cheeky finger and a smirk to wake you up.
"How long's your barrel?"

Watch out, Major Johnsons about

by grevs February 10, 2017

shatness majoralis

a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.

oh shatness majoralis I forgot to wear underwear today

by Emily Maddocks September 3, 2007

Natalie Major

an alright person overall but lacks zombie-survival abilities. Far inferior to her older brother Brian.

"Man, that Natalie Major is alright overall but she probably lacks zombie-survival abilities. I also heard she is far inferior to her brother Brian Major, who is totally Thug Life"

by AlbertEinstien January 1, 2013

Tripping major somebody hit me's

When you are so stoned you are convinced that you have been punched.

Eoin was tripping major somebody hit me's earlier , he was almost certain he had been hit.

by SimonSniffcock October 5, 2015

Woman Major

A college degree of any level in which women get because they do not have to think about providing for a family. Very little to no job opportunities or wages come from these degrees. Once a woman degree is acquired(or often not), they are inclined to complain about the wage gap and feminism and make those along with social justice, their defining personality characteristics. These degrees include but are not limited to political science, any type of music or art degree, theatre, any type of language, any level of education, etc.

Man: What's you major?
Woman: Political science and musical theatre.
Man: Now that is a woman major! You are going to make no money in your life and will have to rely on the government and OnlyFans to pay off your student loans for the next 45 years until you retire. Have fun with that.

by Feminism is Cool August 19, 2021

See you in the major leagues

A sentence where men cried...

"See you in the major leagues, Jack."

by Damn boye March 19, 2021