Absolute Madman

A man or woman who does something completely barbaric and walks it off like a fucking badass. They are mad because this is America in 2018, of fucking course, who the hell wouldn't be mad.

"He's an absolute madman! A fucking madman, he puts mayo on his hot dog!"
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."

by Rootin Tootin Pootin January 31, 2018

madame sluface

The highest ranked dominatrix in the world. she is loved by all and is great fun.(pronounced all french like)

Dude madame sluface come over and bricked me for like 2 hours. It was sweet.

by Shun July 20, 2004

Madame Adam

A awkward flamboyant metrosexual male who enjoys creeping on people. Is often seen licking strangers and making them feel that their personal "bubble" has been popped. Has many friends, and enjoys sadistic llamas. Is attracted to a vacant piano like a moth is to a bright light.

Man: Hey whats that horny boy doing to that lamp post?
Friend of M.A.: I... I don't know. You stop asking questions like that when you're friends with Madame Adam.

by LaQuiQuiAndChips June 15, 2011

Madam butterfly effect

The theory that hurricanes are caused by the acceptance of transgendered people.

Kirk Cameron believes that hurricane Irma was caused by the Madam Butterfly effect.

by Yonatan the Grey April 19, 2018

mydamnchannel

The best person you could be friends with they get rejected but aren’t mad they’re friends ruin their relationships and be dicks to them but they don’t get mad they’re a good memer and decent person very trustworthy has the best of memes you are very lucky to have this person in your life oof

You are so much like MyDamnChannel

by BussinessFox June 7, 2018

madame red

ciel's aunt in black butler. she's a physician and the life of the party. she's got vibrant vermillion hair which she was impartial to until receiving a compliment from her sister's suitor, earl phantomhive. after that, she emphasized her hair with rouged cheeks and scarlet lips, and adorned herself in exorbitant red corset gowns and plumed hats adorned with beads dangling from the visage. she also possessed a captivating pair of sparkling red ruby eyes that glimmered like enchanted spiderlilies. they emanate her fiery passion for life and love. she lost her husband in a tragic car accident and subsequently suffered a miscarriage. she also lost her beloved sister and brother-in-law in a horrific fire, and later cherished ciel fervently upon his return, assuming he died earlier. under the questionable influence of grier sutcliffe, who serves her under the guise of a syncophantic, clumsy, groveling butler but is actually a grim wreaper, she targeted prostitute clients who she felt to be undeserving of ther fertility because they sought abortions. unable to have children, embittered by her loss, and enamored by the sway of grier sutcliffe, she embarked on a carefully premeditated murder rampage of a slew of unfortunate women who were her patients. she and grier are ultimately the pair the queen's watchdogs are searching for under the moniker jack the ripper. she is brutally slaughtered by none other than grier sutcliffe for refusing to murder ciel upon their redhanded capture.

madame red's story is rife with heartbreak and stained in blood.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 1, 2019

Madame Grobing

This is the saying when a person has an insane amount of ticks, especially on the face. They cannot stop even if they try and others will most likely bully them about it.

Johnny: "What the fuck is up with this bitch?"
Tommy: "She's fucking Madame Grobing you retard"
Johnny: "She be looking like a fucking monster, holy shit"
Tommy: "Classic Madame Grobing"

by Johnny dam September 15, 2019