Lonely Melon

(noun): someone who has no friends, or at least walks around pretending that they have no friends.

(verb): to lonely melon is to walk away from your friends and stand alone looking at them.

Lucy stood away from her friends like a lonely melon.

I was scared of that conversation, so i lonely melonned away until they had something normal to talk about.

by Undisclosable3 October 2, 2009

lone wanderer

The lone wanderer is the person you choose to be in fallout 3 wether you like killing people and things or you can be a nerd you choose.

Is that a lone wanderer I don't know what type of person he is so I better back off.

by Fallout dan400 February 18, 2017

Lone Gamer

A person who plays online games that doesn't require a team or a clan. Prefers to go alone.

"Dude you want to be in a clan"

"Hell no, I'm a Lone Gamer"

by Jamesio July 24, 2008

The lonely Island

1. The genius's behind 'Jizz in My Pants' and 'I'm on a boat'

2. Andy, jorma, And Akiva

3. AWESOMETOWN!

4. Hot rod

5. Saturdaynight Live

The lonely Island's new album 'Incredibad' is Amazing.

by UrNewHero April 3, 2009

lonely salad

When a person of either sex penatrates one or more bodily orifices with penis shaped fruits and/or vegetables. Initiated due to overwhelming loneliness.

Hey bro, I'm almost positive Paige made a lonely salad today, or she just has a really good vibrator.
(or)
Clay: Maegan what do you do when your boyfriends not around?
Maegan: I just make lonely salad.

by cpatrickc August 24, 2009

Lonely Sailor

When one sits on HIS hand until it has fallen asleep and masturbate and feels like someone else is doing it.

I've got no plans, I think I'm just going to be a Lonely Sailor tonight.

by patrick and ryan January 22, 2008

the lonely island

The Lonely Island is a group of film makers with a large internet following. It is composed of Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, and Jorma Taccone. All of which now write for SNL, and are in charge of the Digital Shorts.

The Lonely Island is kablam-o!

by kelsey kablam-o March 28, 2008