(noun) - a used, semen-filled condom discarded in a public place, occasionally additionally soiled by vaginal secretions, blood, or santorum.
A leno is a crusty, battered condom found in any number of places, such as a grimy parking garage stairwell, a mucky New Jersey beach, or even stuck to the cleats of an unsuspecting Little Leaguer who fell victim to an unfortunate misstep while patrolling the outfield.
by Drew in Nashville January 27, 2010
Get the leno mug.A strap-on attached to the chin, used especially for penetration and party tricks. Similar to a screwnicorn, in which the strap-on is attached to the forehead. It is thus named because the wearer winds up with the ginormous chin, only slightly smaller than that of Jay Leno.
I tried sending a picture of my jay leno in to Late Night as a look-alike for Jay's chin, but they did not show it on air on NBC. That pissed me off.
by Kerry Gibbons November 7, 2005
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Guest on Show: Well Jay im glad to be here. Im a big fan of the -
*gets smacked in the face by Jay's chin*
*gets smacked in the face by Jay's chin*
by Fishgills53 July 23, 2005
Get the Jay Lenown'd mug.Sexiest tall and lean guy on earth with the most irresistible butt on the planet. So awesome girls tend to fight for it.
Girl 1: Dude look at that guy's ass
Girl 2: daaaaayummmm he's such a lenon
Boy: Wish I had an ass like lenon's
Girl 1: Dude look at that guy's ass
Girl 2: daaaaayummmm he's such a lenon
Boy: Wish I had an ass like lenon's
by Phenomenon May 23, 2014
Get the Lenon mug.A tall ass motherfucker whose ass is made out of steel (I spanked him with his own ruler and it broke) other than that he is very cool and is also a Brawhlhalla master who will 3 stock you any day of the week. Although his ass is made out of steel he can sometimes be one dumbass motherfucking fob. YEET
Lenoxx: MY ASS IS MADE OUT OF STEEL (tries to go super sayain) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Toa: Da fuq nigga
Toa: Da fuq nigga
by EggBruhBoi September 3, 2019
Get the Lenoxx mug.Lenore is a tall slim sexy woman who can make a man bend to her will. A Lenore will love forever and forgive so much. She is light to all.
That’s Lenore is on of a kind.
by Lissalore June 20, 2021
Get the Lenore mug.To steal material off of another comedic source, used to compare the shameless stealing of Jay Leno's comedic material off of other scources, eg. Saturday Night Live, Conan O'Brein, etc
by B-rad1989 May 24, 2005
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