take a leak

to urinate(see also piss, whiz)

I was on the bus for so long, I had to take a leak when we got to our destination.

by Light Joker December 25, 2004

lezaked

1.)Coming back from a seemingly insurmountable deficit, against all odds.

2.)Getting beaten while talking smack.

3.)To lose an incredible lead.

The French got lezaked in the 4*100 meter free-style relay by the American relay team in the Olympics.

by Christopher Brian A George October 18, 2008

leaky aircon

While your girlfriend is sleeping you shoot a rope on her cheek. When she wakes up and says "what the fuck?" you point up to the air conditioner and say "I think we have a leaky aircon".

My girlfriend wouldn't blow me earlier so I waited till she was sleeping and gave her the leaky aircon.

by leakyaircon August 10, 2010

Leaky Motorboat

When you motorboat the breasts of a woman who is lactating, and her breast milk gets on you.

Susan just gave birth a few weeks ago, and when I motorboated her newly massive jugs I got a face full of Boobie Juice; I didn't realize I would be getting a Leaky Motorboat.

by TheCW June 10, 2011

Leakin

When an individual has fluid coming out of various orifices due to lack of narcotics.

Damn bro I'm leakin we need to hit the spot and get a bag so I can get off craps.

by DocD March 7, 2016

Jager Leakage

A stinky wet fart or wet-farts that result from drinking too much Jagermeister the night before.

Man A: Dude that stinks, have you shit?
Man B: Yeah sorry, too many Jagers last night
Man A: Dude, sounds like you have Jager Leakage.

by reckless-abandon March 5, 2011

Mr. Leaky

A 500 pound teacher that has a delicacy in his grand canyon sized crack. His delicacy is like a fried piece of butter, crunchy and gooey in the inside with puss oozing out of it.

I saw Mr. Leakys delicacy when he stud up in the class and bent over to help a student.

by carjame April 20, 2022