"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
Used to describe a shocking and/or unbelievable story, usually involving 2 or more nouns that are not typically thought of together
We told Paul and his friends about our first trip to Michigan, and they loved hearing about the poo and the Doritos bag! Such a cow and rocket launcher story...
by flo0325 January 16, 2012
When you stick mentos inside a vegina then put a 2 liter of coke bottle inside and watch it shoot out like a rocket.
by Caption ginger beard February 21, 2019
Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?
by Robert E. Porter July 11, 2007
by c00lguy07 September 29, 2020
A term used when the funnist kid in the world, Joeseph White, says when he makes fun of English people in Halo 2.
by Steven Levy December 17, 2004
The act of secretly masturbating with your left hand in your left pocket, pocket launcher being an obvious term.
It works the same for right handed people but it does not have the same effect.
It works the same for right handed people but it does not have the same effect.
kid 1: hey man! that substitute teacher was soo hot!
kid 2: i know, i fired off a left-hand pocket launcher while everyone was silent reading.
kid 2: i know, i fired off a left-hand pocket launcher while everyone was silent reading.
by fenderbass7 September 21, 2009