Lambert

When your cards in Texas Holdem are a Jack and a 2

he raised me 45 pre-flop so I had to fold my Lambert

by The ErectileProjectile November 15, 2006

Miranda Lambert

A country singer who is well known for being a Nashville Star Finalist. She is one of the best country acts today. Miranda Lambert became well-known through her single "Kerosene," which is much better than all that generic pop-country that has been invading the radio nowadays.

Person 1: I hate country! How can you listen to that?
Person 2: *Plays Miranda Lambert*
Person 1: Wow, this is amazing!

by wingkon December 7, 2009

Lamberted

a feeling of someone who is all talk and no show. an indiscribable emotion of lies. a compulsive liar.

scott and josh were so lamberted when they were defeated by lauren and kelly in the war!

by kelly lauren May 2, 2008

lambert high school

known as the "rich snobby school" even though most people are pretty chill here. some can be dicks but there are dicks everywhere. the best parties are thrown by lambert people. if one person messes with a lambert student then they have there back. LAX BROS. where some girls are whores and guys just want pussy. while others are classy and nice. where someone does something and everyone hears about it. the jock school but still excel in academics.

alex: "did you get pussy last night?"
chris: "no dude did you?"
alex: "fuck yes."
chris: "nice bro this is going to suck today at lambert high school."

as read above LAX BROS.

by blehhhhhw June 18, 2011

Lamberto

Spanish Lambert And Butler

Im Off For A Lamberto

by Mr Lamberto and butlero February 28, 2010

lambert

Term for an individual who is rather too cool for school. Often seen sporting quirky beards and pink converse trainers. Not to be confused with the an unwin although both incredibly small, and often seen feverishly smoking.

By george, that hairy man on stage looks like he is receiving an electric shock from his guitar. No wait that's a danse. He must be a lambert.

by Maxim Hind July 16, 2008

Lambert

A woman who can only get aroused when a man, or men defecate on her chest.

I don't like German films, they are all the same, just some Lambert who lays their giggling while a bunch of dudes poop on her chest.

by pingpongsecret August 1, 2009