kinderection

The pathetic excitement people (especially new parents) get discussing babies and children

Geez, did you see that suburban mom springing her huge kinderection talking about her ugly pup?

by ck7 July 9, 2006

Kinder Egg Side of YouTube

The part of YouTube in which channels dedicate to videos around Kinder Eggs and Play-doh usually being based on popular Disney/Dreamworks/Pixar movies (eg Inside Out, How to Train Your Dragon).

Person 1- "Oh man, how the fuck did I end up going from a review of Inside Out to 'Play Doh SADNESS Stop Motion Inside Out! Disney Pixar Playdough Animación de Inside Out'"
Person 2- "Welcome to the Kinder Egg Side of YouTube."

by FoxofGrey October 6, 2015

Kindering

To share a fictional story of intercourse or to exaggerate a story that never happend

I was at the bar and a girl with huge tits was eying me all night hey bro stop kindering me

by philly543 September 11, 2016

kindergarden project

have sex from behind with your partner, when you cum, put it all over her back, and then with your penis draw shapes and spread it all around. then you take glitter and macaroni and throw it on your partner so it looks like a kindergarden project!

"man when I banged kailey's mom I gave her a kindergarden project"

by Capt. Edward Reynolds September 14, 2007

kindergender

A "gender" where the adult party feels as if they are a kid trapped in an adults body. The adult party feels attraction to children as well...

"Hey man, I would like to come out to you as kindergender, I am a kid trapped and I want to love other kids"
"Isn't that PEDOPHILIA?"
"No, it's kindergender..."

by WeirdEmpoleon February 22, 2017

kinder whore

a specific style consisting of little girl style dresses, knee high socks/tights, marry janes, smeared lipstick, and heavy eye makeup and things of the same likeness. first thought up by Courtney love in the 90s.

Samantha looks like a 5 year old prostitute. thats so kinder whore.

by Kelly050192 October 11, 2008

kinderwhore

A fetish look that was made popular in the early 90's by Courtney Love. It consists of red smudged lipstick, smeared mascara with heavy eyeliner, ripped up babydoll dresses, and bedhair. It is thought to have been created by Kat Bjellard of Babes in Toyland and stolen by Courtney. Courtney herself claims she got the idea from the lead singer of new wave 80's band The Divynls.

Kinderwhore was popular in the early 90's.

by stephanie December 29, 2004