Krumper

1. Crusty Humper
2. Someone who’s penis has really flaky, crusty or otherwise, abnormally hard skin.

“Got fucked by Tandum. Nit doing it ever again with that krumper”

by Aoki-kun February 28, 2020

Krumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit while sucking on a man’s dick

“Hey wanna hit the portapotties and krumpkin?”

by 404cbword August 7, 2021

Krump dump

A shit so big it made u have a seizure or if someone walked by, why that mother fucker sitting down doing the crump. Aka krump cripple dump.

Oh man, I thought my legs would never wake up after they fell asleep. What u mean man? I had the biggest krump dump this morning.

by Spaz and peezy June 30, 2023

Krumping

Activity for two: Go to your favorite porn website together and click on the first recommended video, no matter what it is. Put it on mute, and talk out your own version of the script together.

"Hey pal, come over here I got Krumping rights tonight"
"Man alright but dont be mad if I get hard"

by LostLittlePuppet November 22, 2023

krümpfh

1. an adjective that can be used to explain any sort of activity.

2. another way to say bullshit.

1
"Hey man you good?"
"Yeah bro I was up late krümpfhing."

2
"He only left me a $4.96 tip!"
"Man that's a load of krümpfh

by scaley496 January 1, 2025

Krumping

The act of turning a girl over and dry humping doggy style till one ejaculates. Prominent in Christian communities. Its less bad than soaking but a little more raunchy than durfing

Bro 1: yo I took Beth out the other night

Bro 2: hell yeah bro. Was she a freak?

Bro 1: yeah bro we were just making out untill she flipped over and we started krumping

by Whaleson January 7, 2026

Frumple Krump

A frumple krump occurs when a woman on the dance floor begins shaking her lower belly or hips with such wild, ungoverned enthusiasm that nearby observers experience both awe and mild concern. The movement is typically circular, unpredictable, and powered by pure confidence.

Habitat:

Nightclubs

Bachelorette parties

Any venue playing early‑2000s throwbacks

The exact center of the dance floor for maximum visibility

Behavioral Notes:

Often triggered by a favorite song, a hype friend, or a sudden burst of “I paid for this outfit and I’m gonna use it.”

The dancer may enter a trance‑like state where rhythm becomes optional.

Spectators may form a loose perimeter for safety.

Warning Signs:

Hands go up

Hair gets flipped

A drink gets handed to a friend with the phrase “Hold this, watch me.”

“Bro, she hit the dance floor and immediately started doing a full‑power frumple krump. I swear the DJ turned the bass down out of respect.”

by SLincoln172 January 2, 2026