Kaiser Popal

The guy who fucks all the bitches. Jizzes all over crowds of sluts and hoes.

Broh, you’re a real kaiser Popal tonight.

by Jeffsixtyseven January 30, 2018

keiser soza

Myth, legend! known by all seen by none! Kombyashi that usual suspect you dont suspect

well after he left they realized it was keiser soza

by Keiser Soza September 13, 2020

The Matt Kiser Method

A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.

In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.

Kiser : “I’m gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a system”
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!

Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”

Kiser: Even
You: Odd

Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36

Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay

by MaxyPants69 September 11, 2020

kaiser soze

a deeply traumatized male soul, consumed by helplessness, rage and an impulsive need for revenge and self destruction

after she left him he was so devastated that he started drinking and turned Kaiser Soze

by Aniretak October 26, 2007

Kaiser

Slang for "okay", stemming from the similarity of the first syllable of Kaiser (kai) to "kay" a slang word short for okay.

Talia: "I think I'm gonna skip lunch today."
Elay: "Kaiser"

by moonman54 January 10, 2011

Kaiser soze

Mysterious charactor from The Usual Suspects.

****Spioler**** Kaiser soze is Kevin Spacey aka Verbal Kent.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

KaiserSose

the 1337est videogamer of them all

kaiser is soo goddamn 1337

by Stoner June 28, 2004