Klaus

Klaus Mikaelson is a lead character on the show The Originals. He is, as is implied by the show's title, an Original vampire, well hybrid, technically. Regardless, he is a pure and utter cinnamon roll, but only the inside...the very inside...like the center of Earth inside. He is often portrayed as an anti-hero, and this title suits him quite well. Additionally, he is often referred to as the bastard son, since he was born out of an affair that this mother Esther had with an werewolf named Ansel, all the whilst she was married to Mikael.

"Who's your favorite character on The Originals?"
"Klaus, of course!!"

by Karma Akabane (Avocado) July 25, 2018

Wayne Klassen

The cutest rastafarian on the planet. He has the maine of a lions, lips like soft billowy pillows and is the best kisser in the world.

"Hey man, I'd have some Wayne anyday, but mostly at night. With a cherry on top."
"Hey, Lion Boy!"

by la léona January 9, 2005

klaus

A slang word for penis

Never nice

Gets coal for christmas

All German men are a klaus

by yr slang January 6, 2014

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

Klausexual

When one person feels attracted to Niklaus Mikaelson regardless of their sex or gender.

Oh look at her! She drooling of a picture of Niklaus Mikaelson. She must be Klausexual

by Daddy50001 December 29, 2020

knausery

to be sly and use deception while appearing innocent #2 to cheat in NASCAR ,mischevous bending rules

the car did not meet specs must be some knausery goin on

by derekdisco420 August 20, 2006

Klanseked

A word used to describe someone getting told, ragged on, or getting yanked, usually related to sports (mainly soccer)

Matt got klanseked on when Andrew passed him on his way to score a goal.

by Andrew Klansek April 13, 2009