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hillbilly holiday

a very good excuse not to show up for work. when a man on a certain hill consumes an unknown amount of moonshine and can not make it to the coal mine he calls a "hillbilly holiday"
i got drunked up last night i aint goin to work...i am takin a hillbilly holiday.
by jacin rome December 18, 2005
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Hillbillyfication

The process where a 60 some year old babysitter from down south converts a northern child usually blond fat and female between the ages of 0 and 3 into a hillbilly.
Child: Ya'all got to feed me.

Mom: Where did you learn to talk like that?

Dad: It's that damn babysitter from Kentucky. Total hillbillyfication.
by Romerican February 12, 2010
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hillbilly bath

boiling large amounts of water to add to water in the bath to have warm enough water to bathe. Used when one's hot water heater is broken.
My deadbeat landlord won't come to fix my water heater so I have to take a hillbilly bath.
by PuckBker November 10, 2010
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Hillbilly Bindi

The act of smearing a dingleberry on a person's forehead, inbetween their eyebrows, after giving them a Louisiana Teabag.
Did you see that Hillbilly Bindi on Ronda? Someone gave her a mean Lousiana Teabag!
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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Tillbilly

A cashier that works in a store in the country or the middle of no where.
That tillbilly in there seemed pretty creepy and won't give me directions to the nearest town!
by Darkdragon411 March 13, 2014
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Hillbilly Martini

The term made mainstream by the band Blackjack Billy in the song “The Booze Cruise.”

The literal definition is “a body shot off a string bikini
1. I drank so many Hillbilly Martinis at the pool party at Put-in-bay.

2. During spring break in Daytona Beach, I blacked out from too many Hillbilly Martinis.

3. At Myrtle Beach there is a Hillbilly Martini guarantee.

4. Hillbilly Martinis will get you in the summer.

5. All of these girls, not enough time for Hillbilly Martinis from all.

6. WV Wesleyan girls are the best for Hillbilly Martinis.
by Buckhannon's Best October 22, 2014
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Hillbilly Corncob

A hillbilly corncob is when your anal sex partner eats a lot of corn prior to anal sex and when you pull your penis out of partner it is covered with corn. The corn remnants resemble a corncob that has been eaten by someone with very few teeth.
"My girl loves to eat corn, but after anal sex last night, my dick looked like a hillbilly corncob."
by Yapester April 21, 2015
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