Keatley

Keatley is a non common name but means a lot. Keatley is kind, creative, confident and has a LOT of talents! But don't get on her bad side, she can be feisty or emotional. Keatley enjoys sports and nature. She loves family and friends over everything. She is naturally beautiful and knows it but doesn't show it. If you are lucky enough to meet a Keatley don't give her up

"Hi my name is Keatley!"

by Ampont February 14, 2022

Dirty Kensleigh

When u eat a girl out on her period

John- dude I gave this girl a dirty kensleigh

Carl- that’s rad!😎

by Jâck gØff July 18, 2020

Vanier Piss Kettle

1)The action of releasing hot piss on one's chest for the purpose of sexual stimulation

2) The act of warming piss in a pot or in a kettle for pouring (like wax) on your sex partner. The opposite of a golden shower.

"yo dude....My my girl and I had way too much to drink last night and we wuz so horny that I did the Vanier Piss Kettle on da bitch last night"

by rideyass October 9, 2012

Kettle Ferret

Derived from the Great SyFy show, Warehouse 13, It is used to say something is Impossible. On the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.

It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.

Guy One: I've got a date with a Model
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret

This is a Kettle Ferret!

by KmJ13 February 21, 2011

Kenzleigh Wilder

The friend of a guy named Peyton (AKA me)

Kenzleigh Wilder and Peyton have a lot of inside jokes that are so fucking stupid but hilarious, example:

Kenzleigh: Hey, Peyton?
Peyton: Ye?
Kenzleigh: Croshee
Both: Pterodactyl laughs

by Peyton_McElroy_Official August 3, 2021

mexican tea kettle

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.

The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.

by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009

Settle the Kettle

To complete the task at hand without fuss.

"Can we please settle the kettle? I really want to eat now". Or He just settled the kettle. We do not need to work on it anymore.

by Nackal919 August 25, 2011