kamikaze

a sexual act in which the male stands approxamately 5 feet and 6 inches away from the female who is laying on the bed on her back with her legs spread. from this pioint the man proceeds to sprint as fast as he can and try to aim his penis in to the females vagina without the use of his hands or any other object.

Jeremy: "Hey. Last night i tried out that kamikaze sex act you told me to try and i broke my damn dick!"

Andrew: "You're fucking retarded. I was kidding!"

Jeremy: "Well now i got a lighning bolt for a dick... Thanks alot Zeus!"

by satansarmy666 October 29, 2010

kamikaze ad

N.) An ad that pops up after you close another ad, webpage, window, etc.
A.) kamikaze added

The act of being kamikaze added.

Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.

Kamikaze ads are the ultimate product of a life spent training to be a douchebag.

by dictionary man 101 October 7, 2010

Kamikaze Barbury

A sex move where a female or male lays flat (on back if male doesn't matter for female) and a male takes a running jump and tries to get his dick in whatever hole is best available. Painful for jumper if missed, painful for jumpee if hit.

He was a risk taker, so he did a Kamikaze Barbury on her. He missed and cried.

by ikorolou September 23, 2011

Kamikaze Teacher

a teacher who calls upon the class randomly when no one raises their hand.

Teacher;dont make me go kamikaze teacher!

-student raises hand-

by TheAwesomestGilbertOfPrussia February 14, 2012

kamikaze style

A very reckless crazy like human being that has the ability to thrash others

I dont care what they say! we are getting into this club even if we have to go kamikaze style

by Clart23 September 6, 2016

kamikaze cunt

Some bomb ass pussy that is attatched to a crazy bitch

"I heard that debra is a Kamikaze cunt", "why do you say that?" "She cut off ryans dick last week"

by Kekistan is for retards October 9, 2017

kamikaze cock dive

When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.

*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.

Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 foot jump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.

GF: Legs open for take off.

by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018