joynee

That girl everybody loves ! Always humble . Fine as she wants to be. Never letting anybody steal her shine. Go getter , show stopper . Always 'bout her business . Fa$hion Killa . Trendsetter . Every girl wants to be her & every guy wants her. Nice girl but , don't mess with her because she'll pop you .

Girl 1 - "Hey , is that Boss Lady Joynee ?"

Girl 2 - "I think so "

Girl 1 - "Let's go say , Hey "

by fatboyk October 8, 2013

Jocee

A cute amazing girl. She tends to be very sweet and gorgeous. But when she’s mad SHES MAD. She tends to be blonde with blue or green eyes. Jocee has a great personality and tends to cheer people up. She’s a amazing girlfriend and she loves to feel loved just as much as she loves you.

Boy: Dude she’s amazimg
Other boy: She must be a Jocee!

by Name-meanings1 March 28, 2019

Joyce

Verb: To carry out a task with hilarious and/or disastrous results.

Timmy pulled a Joyce when he went to his exams without any pens, then finding out he had no exams to begin with.

Michael Joyced up when he relieved his bowels in the department store display toilets, only then to make it worse by telling the manager that he had broken said toilet as it would no longer flush.

by SneakyHorse January 23, 2012

JayCee

If you have sex with a JayCee you will catch feelings. If JayCee offers you head that it will be the best you ever had

JayCee fucked my soul up

by 305Jay December 22, 2016

Jim Joyced

Jim Joyced - The act of being completely jobbed, fucked over, robbed, or cheated; especially used when referring to bad calls by officials in sports.

Also can be referred to in sexual situations especially when bent over taking it in the ass.

1) "You mean to tell me that the umpire called the runner safe on the last out in the ninth inning in a perfect game where he was clearly out by several feet?" Said, Jimmy

"Shit son, you just go Jim Joyced!" Said, Bud Selig

2)"So, I was Balls deep in your your mom last night when I decided to Jim Joyce her."

Jim Leyland said, "We all got Jim Joyced tonight folks."

by DIRTY GR33K June 3, 2010

Joyced

Being completely screwed out of something do a degree that pushes the bounds of human capacity for thought. Screwed in a way that you will never live it down. Screwed in a way that it makes other grown men cry when they hear about it.

EX 1: "Oh man I was out last night in the city with Rob and his sister Sarah." "You won't believe it but we got into the club's VIP area with Megan Fox, and she clearly wanted to get it on with Rob."
"Sarah completely cock blocked him, told him to stay away from the Tahini so he wouldn't flare up."

"Joyced, totally Joyced."

EX 2: "Did you see Jim Joyce screw Galarraga out of that perfect game?"

"Un-fucking-believable."

"From now on I'll just say Joyced when someone is completely screwed for life."

"Lose a limb because of a drunk driver? -Joyced." "Get a divorce because your friend nailed your wife? - Joyced" "Lose the presidency because your opponent's brother fixed the election? - Joyced."

by jonnynewjet June 4, 2010

Jaycee

Jaycee is an English girl name. Jaycees are shy and quiet, but once you get to know them better, you'll see that they're creative, funny, and smart. They are beautiful, usually with dark hair and eyes. They are also very patient, but not very good at athletics.

Yes! I just got a Jaycee as my best friend!

by caralee May 11, 2018