team penis is a homo sexual...you probably tried to fuck jeter in his hotel when he was in boston beating the redsox and he turned you down so you flipped out..its understandable..hes cute, but hell never go for you..he gets only supermodels..too bad hes the best player in baseball..it must hurt your beantown heart..or your stretched out asshole...ps, stop trying to put your dick in your ass..it wont work, youll just disappoint yourself
jeter, tosses to womack, flips to giambi...DOUBLE PLAY!! TEAM PENIS tosses to his boy, flips around and licks his ass...69!!
by tjmaxxx March 25, 2005
Get the Jeter mug.A "Player" for the Yankees, and a disgrace to baseball as well as life as we know it. Whoever says he's the "greatest shortstop in history" is sadly mistaken; he'd be lucky to make it onto the top 10 shortstops CURRENTLY PLAYING. And the worst part is, he struts around as if he is Babe Ruth or something, as if he is automatically above and better than everyone else simply because he is the "GREAT Derek Jeter." This is his most unattractive quality (although he's pretty ugly now that it comes up...his facial proportions don't make sense, and his squinty eyes are terrible). His intolerable arrogance and smugness make it impossible to genuinely respect him--just watch him on TV for 30 seconds, and it will be clear how much he thinks of himself, and how he secretly feels that everyone should bow down to him. And Guess what? This is NOT coming from a Red Sox fan!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": Well Hiya Derek Jeter!
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?
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a combination of Spanish pronounced, "J"
(jota { ho-tah }) and "R" (ere { err-eh }); often used in reference to a guy who frequently does or says juvenile, backwards, ignorant, questionable, or generally lame things which warrant assigment of a slightly derrogatory, diminuitive title; short form, commonly used is simply, "Jota" { ho-tuh }
Can be used the same as, Jr. (junior)
a combination of Spanish pronounced, "J"
(jota { ho-tah }) and "R" (ere { err-eh }); often used in reference to a guy who frequently does or says juvenile, backwards, ignorant, questionable, or generally lame things which warrant assigment of a slightly derrogatory, diminuitive title; short form, commonly used is simply, "Jota" { ho-tuh }
Can be used the same as, Jr. (junior)
Whenever his problems come up in conversation, that jotere goes out of his way to cite the influence of others, by specific name, as the cause of his personal issues. Pinche joter!
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