jizzes

jizzes
1. The characteristic features of a bird, animal or plant which distinguish it from other species that resemble it.

that bird has many jizzes

by blinky January 11, 2004

jizz

to jizz adverb
spermanate

jai jizzed in his face

by jaiskin May 1, 2008

Jizz

Sperm that comes when having your penius sucked

I loved it when i saw jizz spewing from my penius

by Dougiii May 18, 2007

Jizzed

Being drunk and intoxicated.

I drank a shit load last night, I was so jizzed.

by Gregory K October 5, 2007

jizz

seminal fluid contains bacteria in healthy men.
men with prostatitis are carrying dangerous bacteria in their sacs. If sperm count is declining, as it has for the last 100 years, it means bacteria count is increasing. Most bacteria are the same size as sperm. The bacteria feeds on the same fluid that the sperm feed on.
European doctors say Americans lack magnesium in their diet. Magnesium helps the immune system kill bacteria.
American doctors want to make money from infected eyes and prostatitis. Medicine in Canada is free. 4 years in the U.S. military gives a person free medicine for life at the Veteran's Hospitals. Take a bath in Epson Salts which is Magnesium Sulfate. Magnesium is best absorbed through the skin. You will feel better and know again "clean in thought, word and deed" like Circe's Grove Children before the Bible and its Chatal Hayuk antecedents poisoned everyone.

jizz clean up, magnesium cure, epsom salt cure

by one eyed dragon January 6, 2013

jizz

It is a birdwatching term which refers to the markings on the birds breast.

"geoff was excited to see a Northern reed warbler it had such lovely jizz on its breast"

"geoff was excited to see a Northern reed warbler it had such lovely jizz on its breast"

by sharegod March 11, 2010

Jizz

This is when an old man tries to secrete seminal fluid, but he is so old that it is only dust.

Grandad just fapped and jizzed everywhere.. quick somebody get the duster.

by Shornathon! February 11, 2009