jism

Jim's nickname, from American Wedding. Given to him by the stiffmeister.

HAH Look congradualations Jism.

by Zach June 25, 2004

Jism

Open Body in "Hindi" language.

Tumhari jism khubsuraat hay... I like it.

by Love is life. September 13, 2012

Jiss

When you urinate, after sexual intercourse or masturbation in which you have achieved ejaculation, Jiss is the chunky-ish white semen left over that gets shot out while said urination is taking place.

Guy#1: Dude this morning sex was great!

Guy#2: I know! Only, I had a large amount of Jiss shoot out, bounce of my toilet into my eye.

by ICP is the gayyest November 21, 2009

diet Jism

What fat chicks should eat/drink also known as 'DJ' - 1 Calorie, Dont Cum-on-Me!

ooooohhhh...that bitch looks like butterbean! She could definately use some Diet Jism - ooohhhh!

by Robert J. Melrose June 12, 2003

Jismslap

To ejaculate in ones hand and then slap some one on the ass.

"Did you see Tom jismslap Vera?"

"Yeah, it was so cute."

by Vera's Father March 18, 2012

jism schism

Inability to ejaculate due to any or all of these reasons: 1) impotence; 2) blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, prostate, vas deferens, etc.; 3) feelings of guilt or bad vibes between sex partners; 4) a ringing phone or any other distraction.

We were fucking and I had a jism schism 'cause the phone rang!

by pentozali June 30, 2006

jism shoot

a tubluar shoot in which semen flows, like a penis.

all because of the clap, my jism shoot is killing me!

by mikeydave May 1, 2010