Joshing

When you are jacking off while playing Smite, and get so worked up you shove an entire vodka bottle up your ass so as to pound your G-spot. Once inserted and once you climax, you have to scream until you black out in your gaming chair.

Josh: "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *dies*"
Liam: "Oh for fucks sake, he's joshing again. At least mute your fucking discord homo"

Raymondo Costello Figueroa: "Josh, can you hear us? Josh? JOSH!?!?"

by DogPilledWhiteWoman September 7, 2022

jashington

A name of a man similar to Washington but starting with J. Jashington always remembers to keep his schedule organized but will drop anything to help a friend in need. Jashington is a great friend and a great significant other yet always indecisive and overthinks the feelings of those closest to him. He always feels like he needs to achieve awards to be great in his family’s eyes. He likes wearing green and red stripes but hates wearing purple flipflops. He loves to pick fights for no reason and has a pimple on his lower back to the right underneath a scar he got from fighting a pigeon. He gets frienzoned a lot but likes ending words with “asaurus”. He is obsessed with demon slayer and travels around the entire world.

“Did you talk to that new boy in our class???”
“Jashington?? he’s super nice and a great friend, but his scar is pretty weird!?”

by myrealnameasaurus July 3, 2023

Joshing

When someone flying a plane and then completely down to pilot error, you crash it, land hard, lose control; or generally just mess it up.

Did you hear they completely messed up by forgetting to adjust the trim on their 787, which caused them to crash? They were absolutely Joshing it there

by Jason_91 July 28, 2023

Joshing off

Basically jacking off but in abandoned buildings

"who was joshing off behind that old Denny's I can see the ooze on the wall"

by MtotheO-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r July 13, 2024

Joshing

Joshing is a multipurpose word used in place of sexual acts

He’s joshing all over the place!
Dude, stop joshing off!
I’m gonna Josh you

by LeeTheRat June 6, 2024

Jessing

the act of doing a jess

Dude I love fucking jessing him so much

by randaldascandal June 29, 2024

joshing

spending an outrageous amount of time in the morning or before an important event or hang out deciding what to wear, often resulting in a huge mess of clothes on the floor from rejected outfits. may sometimes require multiple trips to the washing machine to find more clothes. usually stems from an irrational fear that people won’t like your outfit or excessive social anxiety.

sam: “hurry the fuck up, we gotta go”
max: “my bad bro i’m joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?”
sam: “no one gives a fuck what you wear, you’re being irrational”

by manofmoss April 18, 2024