jeanis

when a girl sits down while wearing a pair of ill fitting jeans and there is a bulge in the crotch area

i have a major jeanis goin on

by thesexyginge October 16, 2008

Jeanius

Someone who always chooses the best looking jeans in the store; someone who always tries on the perfect pair the first time.

Kid: Where do you get that style from? You've gotta tell me where you shop!
The Jeanius: I've been working on this for a long time my friend, and let me tell you, one does not simply get their pants from one store.
Kid: Where do you go??
The Jeanius: I go everywhere, every place has got at least one pair of jeans for me, when my eyes meet the perfect pair let me tell you, i know its meant to be.
Kid: Who man are you some sort of jeanius?
The Jeanius: Yes.. yes I am.

by The Fat Cat that Meows at Noon January 25, 2014

jeanica

Jeanica is a nice and warmhearted girl, she is sexy funny and drinks like a man
Her humor is so out of space that you often call her an alien

Le person: hello alien
Jeanica: my humor is very weired... Yes! you may call me alien

by Pandaisawesome December 6, 2016

Jelani Eye Appreciation Day

This is the day we appreciate all eyes that are made fun of.

Person 1: Hey what day is it today
Person 2: Friday
Person 1: You know that’s Jelani Eye Appreciation Day right?
Person 2: isn’t that everyday 🙄

by Master of luvvv December 24, 2020

jerand

A guy who laughs like crazy but drowning in thoughts, he may be silent at times but he gives the biggest love to every person he cares
Very private person

Jim: who's laughing like that ?
Claire : definitely sounds like jerand.

by Queen1996 June 7, 2021

jeanifer

A beautiful, hot, sweet, caring lady. she attracts A LOT of guys. she can cheer you up when your down. A lot of people are jealous of her. Shes the type of person you can depend on. She can follow through on almost anything. She's always determined and confident. She likes for her voice to be heard. So listen up. she has a lot of common sense and great advice. Also daring too. She's not afraid to try something new. She's athletic. Loves to do everything. She is really talented. Loves to stand out. She's one of these most randomest, unique, crazy, amazing girl you will have ever meet. She is always full of surprises that you wouldn't expect. and probably the most caring person you will ever come across. Jeanifer is an amazing girl. She helps people w/ their problems even though she might be going through stuff of her own. Keeps her promises and doesnt reveal your secrets. An awesome friend. Loves to party and have fun. Prefers to hear the truth no matter how much it hurts. Has a great personality. Very smart but can act like a total air head sometimes. She is loyal to friends & family & will stand by you as long as you will let them; very supportive. Jennifer has a deep passion for life & the things that are important to her. Some guys dont even deserve her. She is worth waiting for, fighting for. She's fun, strong, outgoing and perfect. Go for her. And once you got her. Never let her go.

Jeanifer is just being herself.

by Sista3 November 24, 2021

Jeronimo “JJ” Lopez

A chad dude with an affinity for soccer. Is 1”1”. Little midget. But he’s a cool dude who has a lot of knowledge. Loves Liverpool. Is totally biased towards Columbia. Loves joke but hates cringed JoJo posers. His archenemy is a chad dude named Shuvojyoti. He even wrote post about him. Shuvojyoti must be one steaming hot dude.

Bro your short as Jeronimo “JJ” Lopez my guy. Drink some milk.

by Boy with a stick June 15, 2022