Jeebus

an extremely pretty boy with very shiny hair,perfect skin, and the cutest nose ever. he is a total jackass, but that is because girls keep harrassing him for his hair secret, and guys keep trying to rape him. he likes vanilla donuts, and has a big shiny iguana.

urg. why is jeebus so pretty?

by kacob October 2, 2005

Sweet Jeebus!

expression of admiration, or pleasant surprise. Derived from a Simpsons episode where Homer repeatedly confuses Jesus for "Jebus" ie: "-oh, save me Jebus!". Appropiate when fans of the show or very religious people are present.

Sweet Jeebus! what a day. First the pastor going on and on about a dude that did miracles. . .

by fortitudinal October 15, 2006

heebie-jeebies

Sudden body convulsions caused by chills, urination or random shit.

David is a terets ridden freak of nature who gets the heebie-jeebies all the time. He looks like a convusling wilde beast.

by t c December 24, 2003

heebie Jeebies

Happiness or excitement of feelings, coming from people in high intense situations.

(Jill just beat Jim in a game of chess)
Jill: I have the heebie Jeebies
Jim: Your always happy

by Pcfferfish March 26, 2021

Jeebus

Another example of "Simpsons" comming into play, commenly reffering to the son of our most holy lord (Jesus) or the more commenly known, albanian brush rat (mostly found in sewers and holiday homes). These versetile creatures can be found among the sewage heaps of the great white sparrow and can be known NOT to carry the black plague (only 2 discoverd so far).

Me: The Jeebus ate my homework.
Priest: Go die in a hole somewhere...

Me: Praise Jeebus, son of our lord *bows*.
Albanian brush rat: EEEEBEEP!?

by Alex "The Shmexy" April 8, 2006

Jeebus

Jeebus
1. A large animal with sheep and ferrt like qualities, often found on the outskirts of darlo. These creatures are often found dressed as sheep being shaved by local farmers because that's just the kind of creatures they are.
2. A fetish portraying the sexual habitats of Jeebus's with sheep suits and local farmerswith darlo accents.

Jeebus pcictures unavaliableas it may traumatise the young.

by Dr Fry August 26, 2007

heebie jeebies

A person who is burning from an STD has the heebie jeebies

Such as: Don't fuck with him he got the "heebie jeebies".

by mizgreeniz January 7, 2009