java moment

When bedrock Minecraft players joke about something Java players want or don’t have

Javaplayer: the hive is closing down I didn’t play it anymore but it was my childhood

Bedrockplayer: I’ve waited a while to say this I’m sorry but Java moment
Javaplayer: welp that was expected

by Imsomeonethatsalwaysright April 16, 2021

Java-Scripter

The person who writes your name and drink instructions on your cup at the coffee shop.

"I remember distinctly saying "a large iced skinny hazelnut latte," but the java-scripter totally left the 'skinny' part off the order."

by creth95 August 10, 2008

Java Jockey

your local barrista

Hit the coffee shop to support your local java jockey, fools!

by J. Matlock March 6, 2011

Java syndrome

Using a single programming language to solve every problem solely because it’s what an organization has always used, and no one will every be fired for using it.

Why are you using PHP to process your analytics?

Java Syndrome!

by tacoraj June 16, 2016

java sissy

Alternatively "java wuss"

n. Anyone (programmer) who is afraid to use pointers and/or dynamic memory allocation. Some one who goes out of their way to avoid these items.

"What? You're not going to use malloc()? Not even NEW?! You're such a java sissy."

by Dave E. August 17, 2004

java chip frap

drinking a java chip is having sex. it hits all the right spots...and moves into your body the right way.

damnnnnn look at that java chip frap

by hello89 January 11, 2007

Java Script

A random assortment of functions and variables used to create special effects on web pages. Gernerally used only to impress people who don't care.

I used some Java Script to spice up my website, cause I'm a wordfagot/word.

by BonddeMe May 8, 2003