bull jacker

an individual who collects bull semen for subsequent insemination of cows

Bob was careful to always wear safety gloves, because he knew that his hands needed to be in perfect shape for his first bull jacker gig.

by veebervitzer December 13, 2013

hammer jacker

1. A person with an overblown opinion of his abilities who experiences the misfortune of having his true level of ability revealed to his audience, usually while attempting to demonstrate his knowledge or skill.

2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.

The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.

Did you hear about John? That hammer jacker shot himself in the foot while showing off his gun slinging "skills" to his friends!

by Franzig Durpy December 31, 2013

library jacker

someone who masturbates in the library , usually at school when you just cant hold it in.

Hey its Tracy he was jacking of in the library , Tracy's a library jacker .

by Only_At_SEP_ May 12, 2016

Shower Jacker

A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).

-Simon is a shower jacker!
-Yuck, thanks for putting that image in my mind you fuck!

by Halevi May 20, 2016

Status Jacker

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.

Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.

by Statusjacker April 26, 2017

Tab jacker

Someone who orders all the expensive items raising the price of the tab

That bitch is a tab jacker

by DLRart May 9, 2018

Jackscrew

A derogatory term used connoting uselessness and intellectual inadequacy. Usually attributed to an asshole going on and on to convince everyone of their intellectual prowess but in reality it is abundantly clear they are a complete and total dumb ass.

We were stuck in that room for hours while that jackscrew went on and on about not one fucking thing that mattered.

by Flavius1965 February 20, 2014