Italian Stallion

A well-endowed, sexually talented male of Italian descent. Contrast with Irish Curse

The girls call Tony the Italian Stallion and it's not because he runs fast.

by Joe June 28, 2003

fake italian

a person who does not look Italian but claims to be Italian; a lombardi

Assumption man: Joe looks more german than italian. He must be a fake italian.

by hmm October 28, 2005

italian syrup steamer

after an italian fellow performs a cleveland steamer on girls chest, he turns around and jacks off on her, releasing his syrup.

i was at barbettes looking to get a classy drink. i asked for an italian syrup steamer off thier menu, and was led to the back room. the sexual act was fun, due to the great acoustic act playing in the background.

by stokesdawgkillah April 30, 2010

italian mother

A woman of italian heritage who has 3 or more kids, each with no less than 9 names each (not including the surname).
Usually tries to force feed everyone who walks through the door of her house, exclaiming how they don't eat well at home and look too thin. Always cooking and barely ever sits.

Italian Mother : "Cara mia, here, sit, you look thin, mangia bambina!"
Houseguest with no hunger: "I'm not hungry Mrs. Donatello"
Italian Mother : "Ok, yeah, I make you something."

by Oboemastah August 3, 2007

Italian Breakfast Wakeup

A method of waking someone up in an undesirable fashion. One person pours olive oil and balsamic vinegar on a sleeping person's face while another person grates the smelliest cheese possible over the sleeping person's head. Another person shakes a massive container of grated parmesean cheese over the sleeping person's head. Several enraged Italians quarrel in loud Italian right next to you, and an old Italian man screams in your ears, "Mama Mia" repeatedly. Finally, a pizza maker smacks you in the face continually with hot pizzas from his wood fire oven. It is important to note all of these actions are signs of respect, and only those with the requisite prestige and reputation can aspire to receive this lofty wakeup. This practice is still active in parts of Rome, Tuscany, and Cinque Terre.

I don't want Johnny to sleep over. He always gives someone one of those Italian Breakfast Wakeups, and they get terribly messy. He claims it's part of his heritage, and it's a great honor to bestow upon someone, but I think it's messy and awful.

by ChevayChase April 12, 2015

Italya

An incredibly beautiful and sweet girl. She has a smile that will melt your heart and eyes that you can gaze into for days. Just the sound of her voice can make even the worst of days seem better somehow. Very passionate and an amazing kisser. She is affectionate without being clingy, but even if she was clingy, you wouldn't mind. Her skin is as smooth and supple as the finest silk, and to just be near her is intoxicating...

She's perfect... She's...Italya.

by Glad I Met Her February 3, 2010

italian kiss

french kissing + fingering a chick, as italian always happen to finger the girl they're kissing.

Stephany: so how wasi it last night?
Jessica: great, even though we just italian kissed
Stephany: you meant "french kissed", didn't you?
Jessica: no, i meant italian kissed, for we french kissed and he fingered my muffin
Stephany: you're right, that always happens with italians

by rexart September 10, 2007