IKEA wog

Person from Scandinavia, but mostly Sweden since it is where IKEA originated.

Person A : Those fuckin´Scandinavians sure travel a lot, don´t they ? Those people are fuckin´all over the place!

Person B: Yeah, bloody IKEA wogs.

by Cockfeathers May 28, 2018

James from Ikea

Absolute prick

James from Ikea is an absolute prick

by Kejtdnsken July 21, 2019

IKEA Airlines

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions

Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.

by Rstam May 21, 2019

Ikea flip

The combination of DMT and LSD. Smoking DMT while under the influence of LSD. Effects are confusing, but factory/assembly line-like imagery seems frequently to be a part of the experience.

"Doing the Ikea flip was an interesting experience, but I'm not sure I'm gonna try it again. It's just too weird. Really confusing.

by MrOatmeal May 29, 2019

IKEA

The only store where a person could live comfortably and leave with the world's most difficult LEGO sets disguised as furniture. Also the #1 export of Sweden.

Mom: Hey, let's put together that chair we got at IKEA.
Kid: *bashes head against wall*

by Orhu September 2, 2019

IKEA

Abbrv;

I Know Everything Already

Babe you haven't talk to me for 3 days, what happen?

"IKEA"

by Eydra September 2, 2019

ikea

where brave souls venture never to return, will give you free L-wrenches. taze anyone who says they are going.

man: im going to ikea
wife: NO! DONT
man: I must, please remember me

by shreggs September 16, 2019