Guy 1: Hey man, you ready to go out?
Guy 2: I dunno, I'm feeling a lil tired, and my vagina hurts.
Guy 1: No worries, I'll get ya a Matchstick Ignitor.
Guy 2: What the fuck is a Matchstick Ignitor?
Guy 1: Shut up and drink the drink bitch!!
Guy 2: I dunno, I'm feeling a lil tired, and my vagina hurts.
Guy 1: No worries, I'll get ya a Matchstick Ignitor.
Guy 2: What the fuck is a Matchstick Ignitor?
Guy 1: Shut up and drink the drink bitch!!
by EggaWoes June 6, 2010
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by KristenLashi June 19, 2007
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"Last night I got my junk caught in the sliding door... again. The fire department came and had to use the jaws of life... again. Then I accidently set fire to their truck... again. They accused me of being a terrorist, but let me go because I'm 'too stupid to be a danger to the state'."
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"It was quite the party ignited."
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by D.B. August 24, 2003
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reginator: “ianetjackson is my lord and savior. he’s such a legend, with sales over 700m worldwide, this makes the living legend himself the most influential twitter users of all time.
by reggielegion June 9, 2021
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