i'll blow you

When you want a blowjob

I'll blow you if you let me have this ticket

by Khloe is boss69 January 23, 2018

I'll take that to dinner

A level of strong agreement, not to be confused with complimenting someones physical appearance.

Charlie: I'm a really good friend because I'm helping you with your Law Assignment
Becca: (looking at Charlies progress) I'll take that to dinner!

by chocolateballs1234 May 31, 2013

i'll call you

What someone says when they won't call you. It really means fuck off and that you are never to be seen again.

I'll call you, Savannah.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 12, 2018

i'll do it tomorrow

when you don't feel like doing anything and want to procrastinate

"do your homework."
"i'll do it tomorrow"

by Lukatz May 30, 2005

I'll fight em

Phrase meaning that one will "fight" someone for no apparent reason.

Bob: Oh my god, that Dwight Howard is a fucking beast.
Joe: I'll fight em.

Tom: Dane Cook is a bad actor.
John: I'll fight em.

Kay: My boss is so unfair. I don't think he'll ever give me a promotion.
Ron: I'll fight em.

by Galbert-Kun February 21, 2009

I'll kill you

Used to express opposition or disagreement by someone who really is powerless to do anything against what you are about to do.

A false threat, unless used by a Hell's Angels during a gang war.

1. I swear I'll kill you if you touch my chocolate bar.
2. I'll kill you if you sleep with my boyfriend.

by Tim_ May 17, 2009

I'll call you

This is usually used by males who want a quick escape. The real meaning of the phrase is 'if i don't get a better offer' or 'if i don't call in 12 days - then find someone new - i would have'

Girl + Guy have just been on a date. She thinks it has gone well, he thinks she hasn't put out. He says 'i'll call you'

by Natalie August 09, 2004