Humphrey

Humphrey is used to describe any unusual birth mark or freckle on sum1's face. It cant be sum1 with lots of freckles. Its just ONE freckle or birth mark on the face that catches ur attention and is really ugly. There is also a trisex humphrey which is wen sum1 has 3 humphreys that make a triangle on the side of their face.

Wow that humphrey on SB's face is mad anoying. I just want to chop that shit off.

by bobby apple November 30, 2005

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Mkenzie Humphrey

Often associated as being a monkey who leaves bananas all over the place. Usually goes by the nickname "NiggaCoon"

Hey look at that guy talking to Megan. He's such a mkenzie humphrey

by Unkxwn May 12, 2019

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Dirty Humphrey

When you can't get any pussy because your name is Humphrey.

Daughter: You did me a Dirty Humphrey.
Dad: Sorry.

by TheDictioner April 25, 2020

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hrmph

From the Irish "Murphy" (to drink so profusely as to affect all aspects of one's character) and the Greek "Hermaphrodite," the word "Hrmph" has come about in both noun and verb forms:

Noun: A rather round faced object, capable of odd squeamish noises, often placed in trunks.

Verb: To overcome such an illogical and hysterical change, that society overlooks the absurdity of the change, and accepts it.

Noun: Whatcha gonna do with all those Hrmphs? All those Hrmphs up in your trunk?

Verb: Sean used to be a Yankee fan, but has sinced Hrmphed into a Met fan.

by Edmcd3 May 17, 2006

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