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Polish Hostage

During a police pursuit, a suspect points a gun at his own head, effectively taking himself hostage.

Thus the police are in a predicament, as they cannot shoot the suspect who is now a hostage himself, and they risk him pulling the trigger if they pursue him.
Sherriff: Damnit Doofy, why'd you let the suspect run into the woods, we lost him!

Officer Doofy: He pulled a polish hostage, there was nothing I could do.
by Dr. Roboto August 16, 2021
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Hostess

The hot bitch at the front of a restaurant that asks you how many people in your party?
Hey Jessica can you come in and hostess tonight??
by Manager 1012 January 8, 2020
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conversation hostage

1) someone who is trapped in a conversation against their will. often they will try to change the subject, but no matter how many times they do, the conversation always moves back to the original subject. Sometimes, it is avoidable, but there are many scenarios where one cannot escape - eg, in college/school where one is sat at the same desk as a conversation jailer.

2) to hold someone conversation hostage
1) Jemma was forced to listen to Daisy talk about her dad and Burger King for an hour because she had no means of escape. Boy did she get held conversation hostage!

2) man, that Daisy held Jemma conversation hostage for an hour talking about Burger King! She's such a conversation jailer!
by TheRealNou June 14, 2007
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dick holster

1. The mouth of a person that displeases you. Insult

2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement
1. Steve, shut you filthy dick holster, you talk too much.

2. God, I love it when women put lip gloss on their dick holsters.
by leadthrower August 28, 2006
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Host Sober

The level of sobriety required of a host when entertaining guests at a party in which everyone is smashed beyond belief.
Jim: DUDE, THIS PARTY'S AWESOME! THANKS FOR HOSTING! ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?

John: I can't enjoy it, dude. I'm host sober.
by Furious A November 20, 2011
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Hobster

A cross between a hobo and a hipster, like a roomate who usually has money for nice clothes but no rent money on the 1st
Hobsters are taking over this neighborhood.
by cplax July 23, 2016
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Horst Seehofer

Horst Seehofer is a popular German politician of the CSU party which is common in Bavaria.
Directly translated his name means “Douche Seayard”.
Many also call him the new Hitler because he is against the course of the fucking liberal ruling party which is the CDU.
Stan:
“Are you a horst?

Why did you kick the old lady off the bus?”

Michael:
“She was against the current liberal party so she had to get the fuck out off my way!
Isn’t this what Horst Seehofer, our leader, would do?”
by Dudenverlag November 16, 2018
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