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giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home
driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!
by dr chops May 13, 2009
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Hoon

"Hodl" follows from an event which creates downward pressures on your crypto investments. To 'go to the moon' is said when you think the token is about to explode. To 'hoon' is to recognise the middle ground between these two extremes.
The transaction volume of my bitcoin investment has remained consistent all month. Ima hoon this shit. Ima hoon this shit up
by Nebulas May 30, 2021
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Hoon

Fin: “Just killed this Arab”
Lew:”Was it a hoon?”
Fin: “OF FOOKIN COURSE IT WAS A HOON BABY”
by Fin the chin September 13, 2020
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Hoon Ding

Black man: what's up
Superior white man: shit, if i knew you were of the Hoon Ding I would have made fried chicken and grape kool-aid
by Count Orlok August 6, 2023
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hoons

the phrase on when someone has done a rotton ass fart i mean that shit could flatten shernoble
guy 1: oops i just farted
guy 2: ah the hoons
by pussylickeruno May 18, 2023
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Hoon

Hoon is slang for a vape
lets go have a hoon
by BigDaddyBovid19 August 31, 2021
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Seung Hoon

This is a korean name. Seung Hoon's are usually some wanna be cool guys. You never know if they are to school for cool or to cool for school. He is a very horny guy with glasses and faps on incest porn. He has a microscopic dick. He has a nice ass tho.
Yo my dick is almost as big as Seung Hoon's.
by thisguy1122 November 8, 2018
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