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giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home
driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!
by dr chops May 13, 2009
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Hoon

New Zealand high schooler slang for Vapes/E-cigarettes
Refers to the vape itself or the act of vaping.
Fiend 1: "Oi brudda chuck us a hoon aye"
Fiend 2: "hold on aye, hoon needs charging"

or

Fiend 1: "Imma have a hoon real quick"
Concerned fiend: "Just realised we're straight up crippling 60 nic addicts"
Fiend 1: yeah scuffed aye? *hoons*
by mynidro November 22, 2020
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Hoon

"Hodl" follows from an event which creates downward pressures on your crypto investments. To 'go to the moon' is said when you think the token is about to explode. To 'hoon' is to recognise the middle ground between these two extremes.
The transaction volume of my bitcoin investment has remained consistent all month. Ima hoon this shit. Ima hoon this shit up
by Nebulas May 30, 2021
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Hoon

A combination of Troon (A derogatory term for trans women) & Hon (A derogatory term non- passing trans woman)
I'm such a hoon
by BlackHoxton August 19, 2025
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Dae Hoon

"You know dae hoon"

"Yeah he's so fucking sexy"
by LivinInAHaze November 21, 2021
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Hoons

The most talented drivers on the road, with the most coolest cars you’ll ever see, each one of them having the biggest pair of balls around, because they pull off the most awesome burnouts you’ll ever see, they will even put a smile on your face.
John-o: what’s goin’ on outside mate?
Dave-o: bunch of hoons mate!:D
by V8sforlife June 29, 2023
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Hoon Skin

Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.

Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.

A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".
EXAMPLE 1:

A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?

B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.

EXAMPLE 2:

A: The pant were cool, right?

B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.
by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011
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