calm your horses

What tyler says

Miranda: "Im so worried! im not gonna finish this project! AHH!!"
Tyler: "CALM YOUR HORSES

by tylersexypants January 18, 2012

horsesex

riding a horse

What a lovely day for horsesex, you mind if i go ride on your horse?

by EinsteinMusics October 16, 2011

The Harry Potter Houses

There are four houses, or groups, at the entirely real school named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Also known as Harry Potter's school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
Anyway, the houses are:
Gryffindor (brave)
Hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
Ravenclaw (smart)
Slytherin (cunning)

The Harry Potter Houses defined by each house.

Defined by Gryffindors:
H- what the fuck is a good finder? Fuck 'em
R- bunch of nerds
S- bunch of racist, elitest snobs. Fuck 'em

Defined by Slytherins:
H- what the FUCK is a GOOD FINDER? Fuck 'em!
R- bunch of "smart" nerds, wasting their intelligence. Fuck 'em
G- bunch of impure fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Ravenclaws:
G- bunch of immature fucks. Fuck 'em
H- bunch of self righteous assholes. Fuck 'em
S- bunch of ignorant fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Hufflepuffs:
G- pretty cool, daring guys.
R- pretty cool, smart guys.
S- pretty cool, sly guys.

H: Hey guys wanna be friends? And btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad

G, R, and S: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCK

by Mr. Obvious, duh November 18, 2010

Three Horses

adj: To get figuratively raped so badly that it is as if three horses shoved their large meat into three orifice's of your body and ripped you into pieces.

Tom: What did you think of the quiz yesterday?
Sarah: It was three horses bad.

by I HATE SCHOOL March 23, 2008

horseshoes

A person, generally unattractive, who hops from boy to boy in a party setting attempting to come as close as possible to your meat without actually touching it.

That girl has been playing horseshoes with Aaron, knappy, and miker all night.

by godzillamaster April 10, 2010

Hoise

Someone that either:

A. Likes to incorporate as many vowels in one word as possible.

B. has a fucked up speech impediment.

C. Really likes attention or just simply has downz.

Stew: Hey Davey, wanna go to my farm after school and roide one of my Hoises?

by Tcoolness (chea) February 6, 2010

Houseshit

Houseshit is the shit you find in everyday life, but leave to rot all over your house.

Steve: Dude, John has a lot of houseshit.

James: Yeah, he must not take care of his shit.

by WafflesSoto November 8, 2010