Heffley

Someone who lives in the middle of no where. Someone who can hunt and fish like its their job. Total redneck and proud of it.

Did you see the 12 pointer that guy got?

Yea dude, hes a Heffley, thats why!

by LowerBankBlueEyes23 June 29, 2009

haffle

1) to argue pointlessly over something that is in no chance likely to happen
2) to get owned
3) to become extremely frustrated
4) midget anxiety

Dude, stop, you're just going to get haffled about it since the Lakers are gonna lose

by McHaffySnacks June 16, 2010

Huffle puffing

The act of dressing up in hufflepuff robes and puffing out a large gust of wind onto the man’s large erection

She’s huffle puffing me good!

by Tre amigos June 13, 2019

Hufflering

When a man cums in a gaping arse and sticks his nose in and huffs on it

"We tried hufflering for the first time last night"

OR

" You can huffle my ring any time"

OR

"Hey babe can I give you a hufflering tonight"

by Mojokelicis December 6, 2019

Rodrick Heffley

Greg Heffley's older brother. Not the nicest person to Greg, I can't deny that.

Considered by some people to be the most "normal" Heffley in the family.

Oh, and some people on this site seem to be simping for him.

"Rodrick Heffley is basically asking his dad to do his essay for him. There is no way Frank's actually going to-"

*His dad types Rodrick's essay for him*

"Bruh I hate this family sometimes."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

hoffer's girlfriend

one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.

man i can't believe "hoffer's girlfriend" fucked us all last night

by theo May 7, 2003

huffles

An warm action showing friendliness between two people, mostly likeley between a "Meo' and a "Lady_Lauwa"

*Lady_Lauwa huffles Meo*

by Lauwa June 28, 2005