Hoedown

Everyone's Favorite Game!

Drew Carey: Its time for everyone's favorite game, HOEDOWN!!

by Ryan Mochrie August 25, 2013

hoetosynthesis

The ability for a hoe to survive entirely off of attention alone.

I don't think I've seen that hoe eat for 3 days. Dat bitch be living off of hoetosynthesis.

by Datfaka October 8, 2015

Hoemone

A hormone equivalent in the promiscuous Homo sapien female. These chemical messengers activate the firing of neurons in the limbic system to extract the primal hoe behavior.

Man1: Hey man check that out! (pointing to a 9)
Man2: She fine asf!
Man1: True those hoemones must be raging their her bod'!

by serd12 January 31, 2018

Hoedown Throwdown

When you throw a prostitute to the ground just after killing her.

And by prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus.

I just performed the Hoedown Throwdown

by Spockling September 22, 2010

Hobjob

Getting a hand job with a prothstetic.

Guy 1: dude I just got the best handy from your sister.

Guy 2: how is that possible? She has no arms...
Guy 1: Team hobjob!

by The Only Congo June 19, 2013

hoebow

Hoebows are amazing people. They stand up for their friends and never let you down. Usually there is a hoebow at every school, and they're friends with almost everybody there. Some refer to him/her as a hobo, but the hoebow at your school isn't homeless so yeah. Hoebows are just perfect and the most beautiful people on earth itself. They aren't fake yet still popular. They have minimal drama for being so popular and the drama they do have is handled usually without much of a problem. Hoebows are pure and perfect and simply amazing.

New kid: ugh who should I hang with??¿! Nobody likes me so far.
Me: have you met the hoebow yet?
New kid: ?¿!??¿ No?¿
Me: you should should totally hang with our hoebow.

by definitelynotisabella February 16, 2014

hoebo

A hoebo ( syn. hobeau, hoebeau) is a male whose sexual life is synonymous to that of a homeless person. He hops from pussy to pussy, (shelter to shelter) never knowing where he will lay his head the following night.

Usually reckless in behavior and carnal by nature with little regard for the mess he makes. ex: Male cheaters fall into this category of promiscuous men.

Sis Adam cheated? Wow didn't know he was a hoebo.

Can't turn a hoebo to a husband!

by Rose Golden September 25, 2017