hamstick

Hamstick(verb): to hamstick; or the act of hamsticking: making a series of poorly veiled comments juxtaposing superiority in something to compensate for poor self esteem

“If that low confidence bitch doesn’t stop hamsticking everything I say, I swear I’m gonna ghost her ass and leave her friendless!”

Girl 1: “My dress cost 2 grand. Where’s yours from? I saw one like yours at Kmart.”
Girl2: “Bitch..don’t even try to hamstick me!!”

by guhvelmo March 31, 2022

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spazz hamster

A kid, normally a teenager, who spazzes out over any little obsession they have including, but not limited to, anime characters, guys, musicians, or smurfs. Some traits are as follows: high pitched voices, hyperactivity and adorableness.

Morgan sat leafing through the manga in absolute silence. Without warning, she began bouncing up and down in her seat, jabbing her finger down at a depiction of her favorite anime character as she squeaked, "oh my gosh! He is so cute! I want to marry him! I can't believe he's not real!!"
"Gosh Morgan, you spazz hamster, calm down." Annie replied, giving her a sidelong glance.

by Shadow_violist May 22, 2008

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hip haps

happenings.

oh, hey! what's the hip haps?

by amusingnothings. February 19, 2010

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idea hamster

Someone who generates ideas (about anything) as tirelessly as a hamster generates squeaks from the hamster wheel. NB, speaks to quantity moreso than quality.

"Paul is a crazy idea hamster; he gave me at least 4 plot bunnies."

by ASG-QA-S7 November 9, 2013

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Kia Hamsters

Higher than god themselves. Part of the Kia Souls commercials and should be respected and praised around the country. They may seem like Alvin and the Chipmunks, but oh boy they are 10x better. They are the sexiest beings alive.

Lin: have you seen the Kia soul commercial with those rats?
Matthew: OFC!!! Are you kidding me, I jack off to them everyday. They are hamsters btw. Next time you call them Rats ill end your existence. PRAISE The Kia Hamsters!

by Phoenix0_o May 18, 2021

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