by Matt_28 October 26, 2006
Get the dry handymug. by Whitro March 30, 2009
Get the Plowman's Handymug. by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013
Get the The Granny Handymug. When one shoots their load directly into their mouth so they don't have to get a snack when they're done masturbating.
Tony called me a jizz loving faggot that can't have his twinkies, but the jokes on him because I already had a handy comeback.
by CaptHandy July 11, 2014
Get the handy comebackmug. When you and your buddy are climbing a mountain and they freeze to death, so you rip off their arm and give yourself a handjob with it.
by NutinyourTella June 9, 2019
Get the Himalayan Handymug. When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.
Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.
by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017
Get the midget handymug. When a friend is in an argument this can be used as an easy way to lend aid by using sarcastic questions or sentences that begin with Remember when???....Or didnt you???.... that are damning to the third party in the argument taking place.
I can't believe you ate the last doughnut!(enemy)
Third Party lending aid:::
(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh
Third Party lending aid:::
(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh
by Brophesor Haus October 10, 2013
Get the verbal handiesmug.