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Johnny Halfcocked

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One who goes off half cocked, and drops stuff in shit. It helps if the person's name is Johnny but not necessary.
Hey!!

Johnny halfcocked just dropped that hacksaw blade in the oil sump.
by Big Clock August 6, 2009
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Hancock

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Nothing like the Will Smith movie Hancock

Instead a word for a very irritating horny young man who thinks with his penis.

Likes to assume that all girls are chasing after him, when they are running away from him.

Likes to think he is rather important, you hate to say he isn't.
Ugh I really dislike that boy, all he thinks about is himself.

I know, what a hancock.

Haha get this, that boy just said 'it's okay, i know how you feel and i don't mind a quickie'

Oh dear, hancock!
by Hancock Witness December 15, 2009
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John Handcocked

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Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.
I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.

they will know my name.

- Denrari "Rari" K.
by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025
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to be spamed with lots of random items and or words for no real reasion, possibly because you are new to a game.
"Yesterday I joined WoW and was 'Haovocked' by someone who was quitting the game."

"Dude, I just got 100 emails, I've bene haovocked!"
by somedudelol July 3, 2008
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Hancock Entrance

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1) An entrance or appearance that usually results in the damage or destruction of nearby scenery.

2) An intrusion on a conversation that completely kills it and creates an atmosphere of awkwardness.

Comes from the movie Hancock, where the main character, a superhero, made most of his entrances in the first half of the movie by slamming down on the ground from a high altitude, damaging the pavement and nearby property.
By accidentally driving her car into the convenience store, the old lady did a textbook Hancock Entrance

A Hancock Entrance in conversation
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the baseball game yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah! It was total bullshit. The shortstop missed the ball to make the last out!

Guy 1: I saw that. The thing went right between his legs

Guy 3: Your mom's thing went right between his legs!
by uninspired username August 24, 2008
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Hancock

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A mythical political figure with the capacity to appear simultaneously like a frightened rabbit and a serial killer. He specialises in demonising health care workers for misuse of the PPE with which he fails to supply them.
For fucks' sake Hancock, why are you staring creepily at that attractive female Tory councillor?
by Superkid16 April 11, 2020
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