joseph hancock

Joseph Hancock <3
the best person ever

so cute and lovable

will brighten your day

biggest penis on earth

person 1. ‘yo is that joseph hancock’

person2. ‘yeah he has a big cock and is super cool!’

by tylaj November 25, 2021

Brandon Hancock cock

The biggest thing since sliced bread

He has a Brandon Hancock cock.

by Brandon hancock September 23, 2019

hancock

that one piece character with the weird last name

boa hancock sure has a normal name!

by DM Dokuro June 22, 2022

Hancock

To have inappropriate sexual/romantic relations with someone at work.

Gina and Terry in HR are apparently having a hancock.

by Yourwoman November 02, 2021

Hancock

A mythical political figure with the capacity to appear simultaneously like a frightened rabbit and a serial killer. He specialises in demonising health care workers for misuse of the PPE with which he fails to supply them.

For fucks' sake Hancock, why are you staring creepily at that attractive female Tory councillor?

by Superkid16 April 11, 2020

Hancock

Verb. To lose credibility esp. through gross hypocrisy or fake apologies

He pretty well hancocked his credibility after issuing stay-at-home orders and then immediately boarding a plane to leave the state.

He really hancocked that one up when he insisted everyone be on time and then showed up 30 minutes late.

by LccLlc December 01, 2020

Hancock

To hide wetting your self by shiting your pants.

The Government did a Hancock.

by Tories united December 14, 2021