One who goes off half cocked, and drops stuff in shit. It helps if the person's name is Johnny but not necessary.
by Big Clock August 6, 2009
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Instead a word for a very irritating horny young man who thinks with his penis.
Likes to assume that all girls are chasing after him, when they are running away from him.
Likes to think he is rather important, you hate to say he isn't.
Instead a word for a very irritating horny young man who thinks with his penis.
Likes to assume that all girls are chasing after him, when they are running away from him.
Likes to think he is rather important, you hate to say he isn't.
Ugh I really dislike that boy, all he thinks about is himself.
I know, what a hancock.
Haha get this, that boy just said 'it's okay, i know how you feel and i don't mind a quickie'
Oh dear, hancock!
I know, what a hancock.
Haha get this, that boy just said 'it's okay, i know how you feel and i don't mind a quickie'
Oh dear, hancock!
by Hancock Witness December 15, 2009
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by RE1776 July 9, 2022
Get the Handcocked mug.Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.
I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.
they will know my name.
- Denrari "Rari" K.
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.
they will know my name.
- Denrari "Rari" K.
by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025
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"Yesterday I joined WoW and was 'Haovocked' by someone who was quitting the game."
"Dude, I just got 100 emails, I've bene haovocked!"
"Dude, I just got 100 emails, I've bene haovocked!"
by somedudelol July 3, 2008
Get the haovocked mug.1) An entrance or appearance that usually results in the damage or destruction of nearby scenery.
2) An intrusion on a conversation that completely kills it and creates an atmosphere of awkwardness.
Comes from the movie Hancock, where the main character, a superhero, made most of his entrances in the first half of the movie by slamming down on the ground from a high altitude, damaging the pavement and nearby property.
2) An intrusion on a conversation that completely kills it and creates an atmosphere of awkwardness.
Comes from the movie Hancock, where the main character, a superhero, made most of his entrances in the first half of the movie by slamming down on the ground from a high altitude, damaging the pavement and nearby property.
By accidentally driving her car into the convenience store, the old lady did a textbook Hancock Entrance
A Hancock Entrance in conversation
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the baseball game yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was total bullshit. The shortstop missed the ball to make the last out!
Guy 1: I saw that. The thing went right between his legs
Guy 3: Your mom's thing went right between his legs!
A Hancock Entrance in conversation
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the baseball game yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was total bullshit. The shortstop missed the ball to make the last out!
Guy 1: I saw that. The thing went right between his legs
Guy 3: Your mom's thing went right between his legs!
by uninspired username August 24, 2008
Get the Hancock Entrance mug.A mythical political figure with the capacity to appear simultaneously like a frightened rabbit and a serial killer. He specialises in demonising health care workers for misuse of the PPE with which he fails to supply them.
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