haovocked

to be spamed with lots of random items and or words for no real reasion, possibly because you are new to a game.

"Yesterday I joined WoW and was 'Haovocked' by someone who was quitting the game."

"Dude, I just got 100 emails, I've bene haovocked!"

by somedudelol July 3, 2008

Hancocked

When you are beating the Louisville Cardinals in basketball and things seem to be going well and then Luke Hancock comes off the bench, drops 20 on you and you lose.

Witchita State and the Michigan Wolverines got Hancocked in the NCAA tournament.

by BigFanUofL April 17, 2013

Hammocked

When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy!

Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and couldn't get up!

by bikindaf July 28, 2009

John Hancocked

To be "John Handcocked" is to have a man ejaculate into his hand - and with the semen still pooled in his hand - slap an individual across the face. The name derives from the man's proverbial "ink" which spouts from his "pen." He then claims what is rightfully his by marking his territory.

This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.

Kristen: "Oh my god, you'll never believe what Paul did last night!"

Sarah: "What?"

Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"

Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."

by Ugly Sweater December 12, 2010

hamhocked

Highest degree of drunkeness before death.

After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.

by Herbie Hamhock June 6, 2003

Hammocked

making plans and not executing it at all

"damn, we just got hammocked, he didnt even show up to his own plan tf dude" *cough john -C.L

by lamchop916 November 2, 2011

Hancocked

when a man confesses his love for a woman and her saying naa i DO NOT feel the same way, bare awkwardness ensuses

jeremy: i really like you <3
lexxy:lol i dont feel the same way, sorry :,)
Jeremy: this is gonna be well awkward now....
lexxy:kl.
jeremy:looks like ive been hancocked
lexxy: ye you have

jeremy is now offline

by thats not art January 8, 2010