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guarantea

What little kids detest about a visit to Gramma's house (explanation below).
Da term "guarantea" can have two similarly-agonizing-to-da-second-generation meanings regarding non-negotiable leaves-in-boiling-water sippin' --- either Gramma will make her small-fry descendants gaggingly consume one or more cups of said bland watery brew ("I've always LOVED tea, as did my parents' families and all of their relatives before them"), or she'll chattingly and unhurriedly partake of it herself along with all of da other grownups who are present, and thus said group of oblivious adults will make said pint-sized offspring feel ignored and "invisible" for extended periods.
by QuacksO January 29, 2026
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Guarancheese

It just means the same as guaranteed but its a little bit cooler you say guarancheese instead, its just like a white dad slang to use, so ye pretty cool maedbybodhinseb is a synonym for this word too.
Bro if we go now its guarancheese we will get this
by Bodhi And Seb March 24, 2026
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peralta guarantee

A gaurantee by Jake Peralta that something will definitely happen.
Your last peralta guarantee was that you could dunk a basketball. - Santiago
by Karolthe27th February 15, 2024
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pretty much guaranteed

Josh is pretty much guaranteed to meet a girl at the bar tonight.
by mattstud777 July 8, 2021
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The Cooper Guarantee

when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.
The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.
by Coop Dupe September 7, 2023
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