grissle missle

The meaty part of the male body, also known as the DICK, or the PENIS or the CHOAD, or the HAMMER, when operated in an attacking manner.

Hey Buck, did the Grissle Missle hit it's target in the middle of the night?

by Dr, James Dillrod October 5, 2006

Gristle

A moderately to very attractive man who goes after women weighing at least double his weight. When confronted by his friends about this odd fetish he makes the claim that she "has a nice personality."

Did you see the girl he is hitting on? She looks like a lineman from the Cincinnati Bengals! Good ol' Gristle, he truly has no shame.

by CrackDANCE March 11, 2011

gristle

gristle a word referring to the male genitalia

used in such phrases as "you can chew my gristle" i.e. "if you think I'm doing that, you can suck my cock".

by Mel Howells September 11, 2006

grissle

to grissle, to eat a ton a food AND or to eat any amount of food very quickly.

dude you just grissled that burritto.
or
what did you grissle for dinner.

by David Ruiz March 25, 2008

gristle/grissle

Grislte means Weed, marijuana

A...you wanna hit this gristle?
You want to hit this gristle?
You wanna buy some gristle/grissle?

by SwtBaby June 25, 2006

Grisly Steamer

A large and extra stinky bowel movement that you break into a sweat taking. It is usually time consuming and you have to bite on a washcloth while taking it. This is fun for guys who have been drinking to joke about using a different sort of accent, usually proper British.

"Ryan was in the bathroom for a half an hour taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer almost had me calling 911."
"Shawn is still talking about a grisly steamer he took last year."
"If you want to repulse a guy and you're a girl, talk about taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer made me want to slap my mom."

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

Gristle

'The bit of skin between your testicles and anus'

"Excuse me colin, would you please scratch my gristle?"

by Gristle January 6, 2007