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the Grapplin' Chaplain

1. Nickname for Jeff Goven, submission grappler and universal faith minister (used to go to various prisons & jails as an outside chaplain for the inmates).

2. A crime-fighting cartoon character based loosely on Jeff Goven.
The Grapplin' Chaplain is small and old and cannot defeat that heavyweight college wrestler by college wrestling rules, but, allow all grappling techniques, remove all points and time limits, and the GC will win by a submission!
by Debbie Goven June 17, 2009
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Mississippi Grappler

When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.
I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.
by Cumdumpster Brown December 25, 2008
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grippa

A word meaning "really", "exceedingly", "very", or "a lot of". A West Coast equivalent of "wicked", and often used as a replacement for "hella".
1) Wow, you were grippa drunk last night, dude.
2) It's grippa rainy out right now.
3) Um...my neighbor's grippa sketch.
4) Holy hell! Don't go out there! There's grippa ninja running around!
by Vladimir McCools November 15, 2007
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Greepin

Asking to borrow somes n's money on the spot.
A yo that ho keeps greepin for money.
by Ryan Geronimo July 22, 2007
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Grippers

A female fake nails. Holding tight/ grabbing; sheets, pillows, body parts, male shaft
Damn, i see shorty got them grippers.”
by Sumher January 9, 2021
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party-grappler

1. A failed MMA fighter who's reached his mid life crisis and chooses to grapple with cans outside the ring at parties

2. One who chooses to roll around with the same sex at parties due to homosexual tendencies and/or lack of testosterone

3. A person over thirty who trolls message boards bragging about his career as a party-grappler, has no stand up fighting skills
party-grappler with no stand up fighting skills, usually spends his life online trolling message boards
by Havenite April 10, 2010
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grain grippa

Old person, usually of grandfather age defined by an ability to nap through nearly any life situation. The term was given to describe the iron grasp such a 'grain grippa' has to their wooden rocking chair during such a siesta.
Kick in his door, steal his wallet or crank up the hit list, that grain grippa ain't gonna wake up for nobody.
by Robtor April 25, 2011
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